[ This has to be the most mortifying moment of Jun's life. He can't think of a single event more deserving of him wanting to disappear completely. Not even forgetting prefectures on live television came close to this level of embarrassment! Today was supposed to be a nice, relaxing outing with Hiyori, enjoying a late breakfast and being spoonfed. Not whatever this is!
His eyes widen more as he watches in horror as the bit of pastry with the strawberry on top slips off Hiyori's fork. Nope, Jun might be in a fate worse than hell! Losing a strawberry has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to him... well, except for this very moment!
Is it safe to pull his fingers out? Wouldn't the barking resume as soon as he does? Despite the risks, he's close to willing to take the chance just to prove he wasn't barking. Slowly, he pulls his fingers out. So far, so good! ]
... whaddya talking 'bout? I didn't bark? I think you gotta get your hearing checked, Ohii-san.
[ No, he definitely did! But deflecting gaslighting is the only way out of this. ]
[It's okay. The strawberry merely landed on the table next to Jun's plate. And the table was cleaned before they sat down! ... Hopefully! He can still eat it!
But that's hardly what Hiyori is focused on.
His fork continues to hover in midair and his face continues to look shocked. Shocked, and also baffled. He might've been able to dismiss the first noise as a weird cough, or something he misheard. But the second one??]
But that's what it sounded like! And you look all embarrased now, and you stuck your fingers in your mouth!
[He lays out his "evidence," jabbing the fork as he speaks.]
Are you sure you didn't slip into a dog-like mindset? Could it be...
[ Does Jun want to take that chance? It’s already been past five seconds, and who knows if the tables been cleaned or not! It is a strawberry, so it’s fine! It should be fine!!
What needs to be focused on is where the compulsion came from. Even if he’s denying it, the days of wearing a collar are long gone! (For the moment…) He hasn’t turned part dog overnight, Jun’s very clearly human! So, what gives? Even as Hiyori lays down the “evidence,” it still seems surreal. ]
I dunno what you’re talking ‘bout! I’m not embarrassed? And I just did that ‘cause…
[ He does have an embarrassed look on his face, his cheeks aren’t quite pink, but he looks nervous enough.
“A dog-like mindset?” Now where did that come from? ]
What? No! I’m pretty positive I didn’t! How’d I slip into one, anyway? Last time I wasn’t thinking ‘bout Mary, and right now I’m not thinking ‘bout her!
[ And the last time, Hiyori fed him and he fed Hiyori, no dog-like mindsets were involved! ]
[Those days don't have to be long gone. Now that Jun's welcome gift knows where he lives, it won't lose sight of him ever again! Jun and the collar are bonded for life <3
... still, Hiyori didn't expect all that leash-and-collar stuff to come into play now while they ate their breakfast. What Jun's saying is true: the last time he spoonfed Jun and asked him to say "Ahn~", Jun just went ahead and did it! He didn't woof or anything like that. So, that couldn't have been the trigger, could it? He racks his brain some more.]
Then maybe it was the thing I said about spoiling you?
[He turns that over in his head for a moment, twirling his fork around.]
I said I'd spoil you rotten all day, so your subconscious decided to have you act like my beloved pet! ... something like that, perhaps?
[ They probably won't be gone for too long, especially with the rate this keeps going. Next Jun will be dreaming about the collar and it'll creep into his daily life, wondering and hoping to be used again.
And, honestly? Neither did Jun! It seems the House really wants to cash in on it, even to the point where they must think it's humorous to bother him on an outing. Jun hasn't any idea what's triggered this, because it's not as if he feels funny, or cursed. ]
Uh, maybe? But seriously...
[ When he thinks about it, there's no sudden compulsion right this second. Even when Hiyori brings it up, there's no urge to act like a pet, bark or anything else. ]
I'm thinking 'bout it, and I'm doubting it's my subconscious. Honestly, Ohii-san, I feel just fine.
[ No compulsion to begin barking again, he's not even in the mood to act like Ohii-san's beloved pet today! So, what gives? ]
Then I'm not sure what you call that. A Freudian slip?
[Yep, he's stumped. But after a moment, he shakes his head, his expression brightening up again.]
Well, as long as you feel fine, that's what counts. There's no need to make a big deal out of some silly noises. Perhaps you felt so glad to be eating here with me that you got overwhelmed, so you simply didn't know what to say, and your brain decided to substitute some nonsense sounds! ♪
[He proposes this new theory cheerfully, taking his fork and using it to stab the strawberry that fell on the table. He transfers to Jun's plate for now, picking up another piece of pastry with his fork so that they can try the feeding thing again.
But in his mind he's still hung up on the barking. And after going over their previous interaction again he adds,]
Unless it was "Good boy" that was the trigger. It does sound similar to "good girl," which is what I call Mary.
[ A Freudian... what? Is what Jun would like to say if this entire thing wasn't and say again he feels fine; no "horny" curse, no sweating, and nothing else. Besides the sudden need to bark, his eyes watch the strawberry being moved to another plate. ]
I’m not gonna make a big deal out of some noise. We’ve eaten here together before, Ohii-san. And now you’re just making things up...
[ He's happy to accept more of the pastry, instead of voicing some new theory, preferring to open his mouth and be fed by his partner! And again, he'd say more if only the "good boy," comment wasn't brought up again. It's another compulsion he can't stop, the same feeling bubbling up in his throat as another low bark rumbles from his throat.
His eyes widened again, with an attempt to keep his mouth shut, hoping no more sounds would escape. Unfortunately, this silly, mischievous curse has different ideas and causes another bark to escape, due to Hiyori saying "good" twice. This time, someone at another table glances over with concern. Jun, avoiding eye contact, focuses intently on the strawberry on his plate. ]
Ohii-san... you're the one setting it off!
[ He says through gritted teeth, thinking how could this get any worse. ]
[He's still not sure he buys that it was just "some noise." But, as he said, he's willing to drop it! Today is Jun-kun's birthday, so he won't bully his partner too much. They can enjoy a lovely breakfast and leave those doglike noises in the past!
Or so he thought. But then Jun makes one again in the present.
The bit of pastry on Hiyori's fork falls off. Again. ... At least this time it lands on Jun's plate next to the strawberry rather than on the table, but that might just be the only saving grace here. His eyes bulge. No way.]
That is the trigger!
[He sound shocked by his own discovery. Alas, his loud and booming voice does nothing to divert attention away from them. At least somebody barking over breakfast probably isn't the weirdest behavior their fellow guests have seen in public before. For most it wouldn't even crack the top 10!
But it's definitely weird for Jun-kun. Hiyori looks at him with a mix of curiosity, surprise, and faint concern.]
... is it psychological? Or do you think it's some kind of curse? You haven't noticed any other doglike thoughts or feelings, have you?
[ He knows it's not just "some noise." But he's unwilling to admit it! He'll deny it no matter how often Hiyori brings it up, especially since it's his birthday.
But the House seems to have other ideas.
It's almost as if a headache is forming, a noise that can't be stopped rumbling from the back of his throat. He won't live this birthday down, but at least the pastry is saved this time. ]
... geez, you can't seriously think that.
[ He rubs at his temple as he grumbles. Yep, a headache is forming! Hiyori's loud, booming voice isn't helping the situation, as more heads turn to stare. If only Ohii-san's voice had a volume control, or if he could read the room or read into the glare Jun was giving him. ]
What the hell are ya talking 'bout? I just said I wasn’t feeling like Mary! You're making some kinda jab at me being just like some dog...
[ Really, it is weird for him! And it's safe to say he hasn't noticed any other doglike anything, just as he said!! ]
It's not a jab! It's just that those noises you're making sounded like a dog's bark. Plus there is that collar they gave you...
[He trails off, his cheeks heating as he flashes back to the best sex he's ever had in his life.
But nope, he can't be thinking about that now, since they're in public!! He shakes his head, hurriedly trying to clear away those thoughts!]
Well, anyway.
[He coughs a bit.]
... I was just concerned, since some people get cursed on their birthdays here. I wanted to make sure they hadn't done anything to mess with your head, that's all. But it's just some involuntary response to the way I talk, you think?
[It literally hasn't occurred to him that anyone could call Jun a "good boy" and trigger the same result. He thinks it's a unique reaction to him! He's Jun's loving owner, after all.]
Well, that's just your opinion, Ohii-san. But I dunno what that's gotta do with any of this...
[ Maybe he ought to wear it more often if it's the best sex Hiyori's ever had! Anyway... Jun's still adamant this is all Hiyori's fault.
He looks on, ready to pack it up and it's tempting to shrink away and pray he never comes into contact with the other people here again. ]
You don't sound concerned to me! Like I said, it's gotta be you setting it off. I dunno what you're saying to trigger it, but, uh... maybe it's just your voice?
[ He sounds unsure, biting the inside of his mouth in thought. Is it really Hiyori's voice? Jun can't seem to fathom otherwise. ]
[Ah, now wouldn't that be nice? To go to bed with the cute, collared Jun-kun every da— ... er, every alternating Thursday! Not every day, since that would be too much of a good thing! His brain would turn to mush!
Though it still might not be as mushy as Jun-kun's brain, since Jun seems to keep forgetting how human speech works.]
I agree it's probably me, since if you were a dog—I know you're not of course, but if you were—then your owner would be none other than me! But it can't just be my voice by itself. I've talked to you plenty since we got up, but you didn't bark until just a minute ago. And it was because I said the so-called trigger words, right? The one that starts with "g," and the other one that starts with "b"!
[He waves his fork around as he explains his theory (once again ignoring anyone who might be watching or listening in). He's pretty sure he's cracked the code! (Even though he's wrong about it just being his voice that triggers the response!) But supposing he is right, what do you even call this? A curse? A Pavlovian response?]
[ It might be nice if it weren’t a little overwhelming, so every alternating Thursday it is. Besides, the collar has finally received the recognition it needs to no longer feel any neglect. It must be happy!
Someone who’s not happy with whatever curse, or prank, this is- almost does a double take. Has Jun heard him correctly? Could this be the first time Hiyori’s doubled down on referring to him as a dog? He thinks so! ]
… didja just not refer to me as a dog? You sure you’re not coming down with a fever, Ohii-san~?
[ He can’t help but tease, wanting ti poke a little fun. Besides, if he’s truly cursed, it’s not like it’s a horny curse! So it’s best for both of them! ]
But d’you seriously think it’s a buncha words? I guess you said ‘em twice already… I dunno if I’m convinced!
[ Only because when he’s being praised, even outside their bedroom, it feels nice! As if there’s a warm blanket encompassing him. Squeezing him tight! ]
Let’s just say you’re right ‘bout it… and those’re the “trigger words”! You’re not gonna keep saying ‘em, right?
[Hiyori blinks back in response, before cocking an eyebrow.]
You don't think I actually thought you were a dog this whole time, do you? That would just be silly! Jun-kun is an idol, and my beloved partner. Of course he's not a dog.
[He lets that sit for a moment. But then, inevitably, he adds:]
Though he is somewhat dog-like. And hyena-like!
[Yep. He just had to say it.]
And I guess he's occasionally cat-like.
[... but he didn't have to say that. Alas, between the Springtime game and Jun's brief stint as a nekomimi strawberry maid, Hiyori simply couldn't resist. Still with an innocent smile, he digs back into his own breakfast (which is probably a spinach and feta danish if we're still going by the Tous Les Jours menu), munching while Jun ponders what the trigger might be. After finishing his bite he says,]
You don't want to keep making those noises, do you? I'd rather not cause a scene or spoil your birthday, so of course I won't say them.
[He sips his flavored tea. Then he adds,]
Unless you think we should test it out just to be sure. But if so, we can do that back in our room.
[ dammit that was meant to say couldja not didja... this is why i shouldn't write replies while half asleep.
He raises a brow, frowning. Did Hiyori honestly have to say any of this? The answer is clearly no, but does anything surprise Jun anymore? Nope! ]
... what're you talking 'bout? You've seriously lost it, Ohii-san. Where didja hear that from? Think you're getting hard of hearing, 'cause, for the millionth time, I'm not a dog!
[ Or wants to say these things on purpose. When Jun truly thinks about it some more, it must be the latter. Instead of dignifying it with an answer, he groans instead, exaggerated and frustrated which causes a few of their fellow café-goers to glare back.
It's not that he forgets his time as a cat or his brief stretch as a nekomimi strawberry maid, but he can't handle responding to Hiyori the way he usually does when any moment another dog-like sound, that's most definitely a woof, threatens to spill from his lips. ]
D'you think I'd want everyone looking 'round at us 'cause of you~? 'Course I don't. It's seriously bugging me.
[ He sips at his own strawberry protein shake, almost fed up by whatever curse he's been given. Still, he's unsure if the "Good boy" is a trigger, or something else. All he's realised is Hiyori's the trigger, not that anyone calling him a "Good boy" will trigger the curse. ]
How're we gonna test this back in our room? Easy for you to say, huh~? When you're not the one makin' weird noises!
[ Not that barking is a strange noise when it comes from Mary, but coming from a human? Yep, call it strange! ]
It's because Jun-kun said, "Did you just not call me a dog?" That's why! ♪
[What a productive argument.
He sips his tea some more, making a point of looking cheerful and innocent in contrast to Jun's obvious frustration. He really was serious about not wanting to spoil Jun's birthday, but he's just so easy to tease like this. It's cute! And perhaps there's even some small part of him that relishes the back-and-forth, given how sugary-sweet their interactions have been lately. Jun might have a real sweet tooth, but Hiyori's always enjoyed the savory with the sweet.
Still, poor Jun-kun he thinks. This curse or Pavlovian response or whatever really seems to be getting him down! So he attempts to shelve the issue for later, twirling his fork again as he explains:]
That's easy. All I have to do is use those trigger words when we're back in our room, and then we'll see if you bark or not! That's only if you want to, though, of course. I thought it might be best to figure out what causes it, just so you don't have to worry about making that sound in public. But since I already promised not to use those words here, Jun-kun should just relax and enjoy his sugary strawberry thing~
And, so what? I'm not buying it 'cause you're always calling me a dog or a hyena.
[ Some arguments never change!
Or this could be what the House wants. Since Jun's arrival, they've alluded to his "dog-like" or "hyena-like" nature, haven't they? This has to be some funny joke to them, wanting to see how far they can push it! For one day, just one, can't things be normal? Jun isn't sure what he expected, but he doesn't want to be annoyed on his birthday.
Whichever curse or otherwise plaguing him today is bothering him. Any moment another sound could spill from his lips, even if certain words trigger a response. He's still not 100% convinced that's the case. ]
... if that's what you wanna do. You're already pretty convinced it's some trigger words. Guess we've got nothing to lose 'sides embarrassment, 'cause I'd rather not sit here arguing 'bout some words.
[ Everything Hiyori's said thus far makes his head hurt, besides not being allowed to relax on his birthday, there has to be an answer for this. He frowns, leaning forward to sip at his "sugary strawberry thing." ]
It's seriously annoying, Ohii-san...
[ He mumbles into the straw, wishing they could enjoy their outing without any other interruptions. ]
[Again, poor Jun-kun. He feels rather vexed about this whole thing; it's certainly not the sort of curse he'd been worried about. Based on what Rinne and Hua Cheng said, he thought the House cursed people on their birthdays by making them extra horny! Which would be a bummer, since that would make it difficult for Jun to go out in public (though at least he would've had a loving partner back in his room who could take care of him). This "curse" seems easier to deal with in comparison, assuming it really is just those trigger words that set off the barking.
Still, easier or not, Jun is pouting unhappily. And that just won't do at all, since it's his birthday! Hiyori sends him a sympathetic smile before chirping:]
And that's exactly why you should focus on other stuff! Like this lovely breakfast, and your lovely partner ♪
[Like him, for example. He picks up another forkful of the strawberry pastry, hoping the third try will be the charm as he moves it in front of Jun's mouth.]
I know you're embarrassed, and I don't blame you for it. But the day's still young, and there are still other delights yet to come. Like that cake I ordered! And that other surprise gift I still haven't shown you.
[ He'd rather forgo all this mess and pretend as a curse never happened. Whoever gave him this curse has the right to it, at least he can go out in public, but would he mind a curse that makes him horny? Not really! He would've had a loving partner taking care of him and giving Jun lots of love. (Actually, it doesn't sound too bad.)
And is he pouting unhappily? The curse has been ruining his day so far, at least Hiyori has agreed not to say those words until they've returned to the comfort of their suite.! But it hasn't quite ruined the mood of their breakfast, though, Jun has given up fighting. ]
It's a lil' hard, y'know? Long as you quit embarrassing me....
[ Hiyori is right in saying he should focus on the "other stuff." And maybe he should focus on those two things rather than the curse. Yep, he'll do that and hope nothing else happens.
At that he perks up, a sly smile appearing in the corner of his mouth. What other surprises could be in store? It's fine if Hiyori has other "delights" for him, not that receiving gifts isn't exciting in itself. But the promise of a surprise gift left him curiously wanting to know more. ]
Surprise gift, huh~? Well, guess that'll be worth whatever this curse thing is. But you didn't hafta get me anythin' else, Ohii-san. Having you 'round and remembering my birthday is pretty much the best gift I could receive, you know?
[ (So, in the end, the next best gift he'll ever receive.) ]
[Honestly, he, too, can think of worse things than having sex with a flushed and desperate Jun-kun all day. Why, if they had to go all day long, perhaps they'd have to try all sorts of different acts. All sorts of different positions. All sorts of cute costumes! He'd do his best to spice things up and leave his partner wanting for nothing.
But he can still do that without a curse. It's what he plans to do tonight, with the help of Jun's new gift! They don't need any help from the House to spur on their sex life, thank you very much.]
Why would I want to embarrass you on your birthday? Try to have a bit more faith, please!
[More like why would he want to embarrass Jun the rest of the time...? But in any case, it's fine. He's learned his lesson, and he won't call him a good boy in public again, so Jun has nothing to worry about!
(Or at least he won't call him a good boy in public today, that is. The curse should wear off soon after Jun's birthday is over, right? Then he won't have to watch his speech anymore!)
Jun's last statement makes him smile, cheeks dusting with just a little hint of pink. It's unfair that Jun manages to sound sweet and romantic without even trying sometimes.]
I'm glad Jun-kun appreciates the important stuff.
[He'll eat a bit more of his own breakfast after feeding Jun that bite of his own. Then his cheeks heat up a bit more as he adds,]
I just thought I'd get you more than one gift so you could explore more than one interest. I know your hobby is muscle-building, but you do have other things you like besides just that. And this last gift is something we'll enjoy together, which seemed like the perfect way to round out the day.
[Yep. Jun has explored other interests here besides just exercise. Interests like trying on cute clothes, and appreciating his partner in sexy outfits! Hiyori will be happy to help him explore that second interest later, in a very hands-on fashion.
But he'll also try not to think about that right now, since the subject is a bit too heated for the breakfast table, and it kind of makes his head feel all mushy.]
I'm not telling you what it is yet, though. So you'll just have to wait! ♪
[ Nothing could be better if he were cursed. If it's a sex curse next time for either of them, well, they'd have to build up the stamina to go all day. But those don't sound like bad ideas, even if he'd be unwilling to admit them right this second. He's rather curious about the other gift Hiyori has for him, pulse thrumming as he thinks about it some more. (And it's a good thing there are plenty of outfits to wear around here!)
But enough thinking about the could-haves, they don't need a curse to enjoy one another intimately, and they can get off with one another just fine! ]
... pretty sure there are a buncha reasons why you would. But doesn't matter, 'cause today's a day where I'll forgive ya ♪
[ Because it's his birthday, arguing about some silly prank isn't worth it. That's all!! Besides, it's fine! He may be embarrassed, with a hint of pink dusting his cheeks, but after the day is done... hopefully there will be no more strange sounds. ]
You're important to me, so 'course I do.
[ Hiyori being the important stuff he appreciates only makes sense. And it's unfair to him how Hiyori manages to blush like he does, which only causes Jun's heart to twist in knots. ]
Well, if the second gift is 'bout us enjoying something together... Hmm, seems like I'm gonna hafta be good and wait. But sometimes waiting is a real drag, so the day better go fast, yeah~?
[ He has, but the way Hiyori phrases it has him even more curious. More interests like seeing Hiyori in sexy outfits are something he'd like to see, but he can't assume it's what his partner has in mind! But Hiyori does look good in them... so...
He'll also try not to think about that now, since it's only breakfast, and they have the entire day ahead. ]
Now you've got me real curious! Can't you give me a hint~? Just a 'lil one~?
[ There's a little pleading in his voice, hoping it might be what he thinks it is. ]
["You're important to me, he says. Don't mind Hiyori giving a pleased little hum after he hears those lovely words. That's right, the most important person in Jun-kun's life is none other than him!
As for Jun's next words, well. Those make his stomach squirm just a bit. It almost sounds like Jun's cottoned onto his intentions. Which isn't ideal, since he hoped to catch Jun by surprise and leave him absolutely speechless! But Jun asks for a hint, using an almost pleading tone of voice, and fixes him with puppy eyes across the table. And seeing him look like that only serves to remind Hiyori of Jun's petlike traits. Which also serves to remind him of the business with the coll...ar...
No, no, that's also not a safe thing to think about at breakfast!]
Fine, since you made that cute puppydog face! But just one hint, alright?
[He clears his throat, still a little blushy and squirmy, and gives the hint.]
What do presents come in?
[He pauses, letting the question sink in.]
The answer: they come in gift wrapping! That's your hint~♪
[And then he eats another bite of his breakfast, knowing full well that wasn't a very big clue. But perhaps it'll get Jun's brain moving in the right direction. The only question is whether it'll have it moving in this direction...]
[ Hearing the pleased hum makes him so glad as if that's all he ever wants to hear from his partner. Jun loves hearing those cute sounds, even when he's already admitted how important Hiyori is to him.
He has more of an idea than he did five minutes ago, but there are still plenty of other ideas he hasn't cottoned onto yet. It does have his mind racing with thoughts, wanting to know exactly what Hiyori might have in mind. Honestly, something they both could enjoy could be anything! But part of Jun hopes it might be fun for both of them. (Like, thinking about something interactive... or even if Hiyori bought new pyjamas.) The possibilities are endless! ]
Huh, puppy-dog face? ... I wasn't making any sorta face!
[ Yes, yes you were. But it's beside the point because Hiyori said he's willing to give a hint, which leaves him stumped for a few moments.
Gift wrapping? There are two answers here or two places Jun's mind goes. The first is Hiyori wrapping himself up in wrapping paper, offering himself as a gift. But something along those lines is too simple, too broad. The second might be an item of clothing. Whichever it ends up being, he's almost positive the gift unwrapping will be fun for the two of them. ]
... seriously, Ohii-san? That's the only hint?
[ He's not perturbed, but with the many possibilities swimming around his head... it's safe to pick the safest option. ]
Didja buy new pyjamas? 'Cause if you did, I wanna take 'em off ♪ Or could ya be wearing somethin' underneath 'em...
[ As he takes another sip of his drink, he thinks over the clue, feeling pretty determined. He wants to crack it, concluding, but patience is key. After all, it’s just breakfast—too early for heavy thinking! ]
Yes you were! It was an adorable pleading face! Sooo cute~♪
[Ah, bickering over breakfast. That's something they've done countless times before.
Though the subject of their bickering doesn't normally involve lingerie. Not that Jun knows that's what his present is yet. Hiyori only smiles smugly at first, opening his mouth to confirm,]
That's it! ♪
[But before he can tell Jun to do his best to solve the puzzle (and that if he doesn't figure it out, at least he won't be kept in suspense for very long, anyway), Jun fires off some guesses. The first guess is pajamas (and he jumps right to saying he'd love to take them off! Someone's brazen!). And the second one, indeed, is underwear. Hearing Jun hit the nail on the head like that causes Hiyori's blush to deepen.]
I already said that's it! You'll just have to wait and see.
[But it's not a denial, and his cheeks sure are red (though not as red as the present-themed lingerie he bought). Honestly, at this rate... can he even wait until tonight to unveil the gift?]
[ He playfully bickers back, knowing very well he had been wearing that sort of face.
It normally doesn't, but things have to change eventually! The present hint has his mind racing, curiously wanting to know without being kept in suspense for too long. Jun considers it a gift he'll need to unwrap, but he's not exactly hitting the mark. (If past him only knew which type of underwear Hiyori would surprise him with!) And besides, should he not want to take Hiyori's pyjamas right off? Of course he's brazen about something he loves to do! Even if it's much too early to have those kind of thoughts! ]
... sure, whatever! I'll just be on my very best behaviour 'til you give in and take pity on me. So for now, I'm just gonna act all patient, alright~?
[ Honestly, it doesn't sound like he wants to be on his best behaviour. But who could blame him? As Hiyori's blush deepens, he wonders how far that blush might extend. Right down to his tippy toes? Maybe Jun doesn't know how to be on his "best behaviour," after all! ]
But I'm not gonna be happy 'bout it! 'Specially not after the image I've got in my head!
[ Now that he's envisioning it, the curiosity about just how far Hiyori's blush might extend only intensifies. ]
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His eyes widen more as he watches in horror as the bit of pastry with the strawberry on top slips off Hiyori's fork. Nope, Jun might be in a fate worse than hell! Losing a strawberry has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to him... well, except for this very moment!
Is it safe to pull his fingers out? Wouldn't the barking resume as soon as he does? Despite the risks, he's close to willing to take the chance just to prove he wasn't barking. Slowly, he pulls his fingers out. So far, so good! ]
... whaddya talking 'bout? I didn't bark? I think you gotta get your hearing checked, Ohii-san.
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But that's hardly what Hiyori is focused on.
His fork continues to hover in midair and his face continues to look shocked. Shocked, and also baffled. He might've been able to dismiss the first noise as a weird cough, or something he misheard. But the second one??]
But that's what it sounded like! And you look all embarrased now, and you stuck your fingers in your mouth!
[He lays out his "evidence," jabbing the fork as he speaks.]
Are you sure you didn't slip into a dog-like mindset? Could it be...
[He gasps.]
Me trying to feed you made you react like Mary?!
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What needs to be focused on is where the compulsion came from. Even if he’s denying it, the days of wearing a collar are long gone! (For the moment…) He hasn’t turned part dog overnight, Jun’s very clearly human! So, what gives? Even as Hiyori lays down the “evidence,” it still seems surreal. ]
I dunno what you’re talking ‘bout! I’m not embarrassed? And I just did that ‘cause…
[ He does have an embarrassed look on his face, his cheeks aren’t quite pink, but he looks nervous enough.
“A dog-like mindset?” Now where did that come from? ]
What? No! I’m pretty positive I didn’t! How’d I slip into one, anyway? Last time I wasn’t thinking ‘bout Mary, and right now I’m not thinking ‘bout her!
[ And the last time, Hiyori fed him and he fed Hiyori, no dog-like mindsets were involved! ]
A dog-like mindset? That’s crazy talk, Ohii-san!
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... still, Hiyori didn't expect all that leash-and-collar stuff to come into play now while they ate their breakfast. What Jun's saying is true: the last time he spoonfed Jun and asked him to say "Ahn~", Jun just went ahead and did it! He didn't woof or anything like that. So, that couldn't have been the trigger, could it? He racks his brain some more.]
Then maybe it was the thing I said about spoiling you?
[He turns that over in his head for a moment, twirling his fork around.]
I said I'd spoil you rotten all day, so your subconscious decided to have you act like my beloved pet! ... something like that, perhaps?
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And, honestly? Neither did Jun! It seems the House really wants to cash in on it, even to the point where they must think it's humorous to bother him on an outing. Jun hasn't any idea what's triggered this, because it's not as if he feels funny, or cursed. ]
Uh, maybe? But seriously...
[ When he thinks about it, there's no sudden compulsion right this second. Even when Hiyori brings it up, there's no urge to act like a pet, bark or anything else. ]
I'm thinking 'bout it, and I'm doubting it's my subconscious. Honestly, Ohii-san, I feel just fine.
[ No compulsion to begin barking again, he's not even in the mood to act like Ohii-san's beloved pet today! So, what gives? ]
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[Yep, he's stumped. But after a moment, he shakes his head, his expression brightening up again.]
Well, as long as you feel fine, that's what counts. There's no need to make a big deal out of some silly noises. Perhaps you felt so glad to be eating here with me that you got overwhelmed, so you simply didn't know what to say, and your brain decided to substitute some nonsense sounds! ♪
[He proposes this new theory cheerfully, taking his fork and using it to stab the strawberry that fell on the table. He transfers to Jun's plate for now, picking up another piece of pastry with his fork so that they can try the feeding thing again.
But in his mind he's still hung up on the barking. And after going over their previous interaction again he adds,]
Unless it was "Good boy" that was the trigger. It does sound similar to "good girl," which is what I call Mary.
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I’m not gonna make a big deal out of some noise. We’ve eaten here together before, Ohii-san. And now you’re just making things up...
[ He's happy to accept more of the pastry, instead of voicing some new theory, preferring to open his mouth and be fed by his partner! And again, he'd say more if only the "good boy," comment wasn't brought up again. It's another compulsion he can't stop, the same feeling bubbling up in his throat as another low bark rumbles from his throat.
His eyes widened again, with an attempt to keep his mouth shut, hoping no more sounds would escape. Unfortunately, this silly, mischievous curse has different ideas and causes another bark to escape, due to Hiyori saying "good" twice. This time, someone at another table glances over with concern. Jun, avoiding eye contact, focuses intently on the strawberry on his plate. ]
Ohii-san... you're the one setting it off!
[ He says through gritted teeth, thinking how could this get any worse. ]
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Or so he thought. But then Jun makes one again in the present.
The bit of pastry on Hiyori's fork falls off. Again. ... At least this time it lands on Jun's plate next to the strawberry rather than on the table, but that might just be the only saving grace here. His eyes bulge. No way.]
That is the trigger!
[He sound shocked by his own discovery. Alas, his loud and booming voice does nothing to divert attention away from them. At least somebody barking over breakfast probably isn't the weirdest behavior their fellow guests have seen in public before. For most it wouldn't even crack the top 10!
But it's definitely weird for Jun-kun. Hiyori looks at him with a mix of curiosity, surprise, and faint concern.]
... is it psychological? Or do you think it's some kind of curse? You haven't noticed any other doglike thoughts or feelings, have you?
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But the House seems to have other ideas.
It's almost as if a headache is forming, a noise that can't be stopped rumbling from the back of his throat. He won't live this birthday down, but at least the pastry is saved this time. ]
... geez, you can't seriously think that.
[ He rubs at his temple as he grumbles. Yep, a headache is forming! Hiyori's loud, booming voice isn't helping the situation, as more heads turn to stare. If only Ohii-san's voice had a volume control, or if he could read the room or read into the glare Jun was giving him. ]
What the hell are ya talking 'bout? I just said I wasn’t feeling like Mary! You're making some kinda jab at me being just like some dog...
[ Really, it is weird for him! And it's safe to say he hasn't noticed any other doglike anything, just as he said!! ]
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[He trails off, his cheeks heating as he flashes back to the best sex he's ever had in his life.
But nope, he can't be thinking about that now, since they're in public!! He shakes his head, hurriedly trying to clear away those thoughts!]
Well, anyway.
[He coughs a bit.]
... I was just concerned, since some people get cursed on their birthdays here. I wanted to make sure they hadn't done anything to mess with your head, that's all. But it's just some involuntary response to the way I talk, you think?
[It literally hasn't occurred to him that anyone could call Jun a "good boy" and trigger the same result. He thinks it's a unique reaction to him! He's Jun's loving owner, after all.]
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[ Maybe he ought to wear it more often if it's the best sex Hiyori's ever had! Anyway... Jun's still adamant this is all Hiyori's fault.
He looks on, ready to pack it up and it's tempting to shrink away and pray he never comes into contact with the other people here again. ]
You don't sound concerned to me! Like I said, it's gotta be you setting it off. I dunno what you're saying to trigger it, but, uh... maybe it's just your voice?
[ He sounds unsure, biting the inside of his mouth in thought. Is it really Hiyori's voice? Jun can't seem to fathom otherwise. ]
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Though it still might not be as mushy as Jun-kun's brain, since Jun seems to keep forgetting how human speech works.]
I agree it's probably me, since if you were a dog—I know you're not of course, but if you were—then your owner would be none other than me! But it can't just be my voice by itself. I've talked to you plenty since we got up, but you didn't bark until just a minute ago. And it was because I said the so-called trigger words, right? The one that starts with "g," and the other one that starts with "b"!
[He waves his fork around as he explains his theory (once again ignoring anyone who might be watching or listening in). He's pretty sure he's cracked the code! (Even though he's wrong about it just being his voice that triggers the response!) But supposing he is right, what do you even call this? A curse? A Pavlovian response?]
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Someone who’s not happy with whatever curse, or prank, this is- almost does a double take. Has Jun heard him correctly? Could this be the first time Hiyori’s doubled down on referring to him as a dog? He thinks so! ]
… didja just not refer to me as a dog? You sure you’re not coming down with a fever, Ohii-san~?
[ He can’t help but tease, wanting ti poke a little fun. Besides, if he’s truly cursed, it’s not like it’s a horny curse! So it’s best for both of them! ]
But d’you seriously think it’s a buncha words? I guess you said ‘em twice already… I dunno if I’m convinced!
[ Only because when he’s being praised, even outside their bedroom, it feels nice! As if there’s a warm blanket encompassing him. Squeezing him tight! ]
Let’s just say you’re right ‘bout it… and those’re the “trigger words”! You’re not gonna keep saying ‘em, right?
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[Hiyori blinks back in response, before cocking an eyebrow.]
You don't think I actually thought you were a dog this whole time, do you? That would just be silly! Jun-kun is an idol, and my beloved partner. Of course he's not a dog.
[He lets that sit for a moment. But then, inevitably, he adds:]
Though he is somewhat dog-like. And hyena-like!
[Yep. He just had to say it.]
And I guess he's occasionally cat-like.
[... but he didn't have to say that. Alas, between the Springtime game and Jun's brief stint as a nekomimi strawberry maid, Hiyori simply couldn't resist. Still with an innocent smile, he digs back into his own breakfast (which is probably a spinach and feta danish if we're still going by the Tous Les Jours menu), munching while Jun ponders what the trigger might be. After finishing his bite he says,]
You don't want to keep making those noises, do you? I'd rather not cause a scene or spoil your birthday, so of course I won't say them.
[He sips his flavored tea. Then he adds,]
Unless you think we should test it out just to be sure. But if so, we can do that back in our room.
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dammit that was meant to say couldja not didja... this is why i shouldn't write replies while half asleep.He raises a brow, frowning. Did Hiyori honestly have to say any of this? The answer is clearly no, but does anything surprise Jun anymore? Nope! ]
... what're you talking 'bout? You've seriously lost it, Ohii-san. Where didja hear that from? Think you're getting hard of hearing, 'cause, for the millionth time, I'm not a dog!
[ Or wants to say these things on purpose. When Jun truly thinks about it some more, it must be the latter. Instead of dignifying it with an answer, he groans instead, exaggerated and frustrated which causes a few of their fellow café-goers to glare back.
It's not that he forgets his time as a cat or his brief stretch as a nekomimi strawberry maid, but he can't handle responding to Hiyori the way he usually does when any moment another dog-like sound, that's most definitely a woof, threatens to spill from his lips. ]
D'you think I'd want everyone looking 'round at us 'cause of you~? 'Course I don't. It's seriously bugging me.
[ He sips at his own strawberry protein shake, almost fed up by whatever curse he's been given. Still, he's unsure if the "Good boy" is a trigger, or something else. All he's realised is Hiyori's the trigger,
not that anyone calling him a "Good boy" will trigger the curse.]How're we gonna test this back in our room? Easy for you to say, huh~? When you're not the one makin' weird noises!
[ Not that barking is a strange noise when it comes from Mary, but coming from a human? Yep, call it strange! ]
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Pats gently.]It's because Jun-kun said, "Did you just not call me a dog?" That's why! ♪
[What a productive argument.
He sips his tea some more, making a point of looking cheerful and innocent in contrast to Jun's obvious frustration. He really was serious about not wanting to spoil Jun's birthday, but he's just so easy to tease like this. It's cute! And perhaps there's even some small part of him that relishes the back-and-forth, given how sugary-sweet their interactions have been lately. Jun might have a real sweet tooth, but Hiyori's always enjoyed the savory with the sweet.
Still, poor Jun-kun he thinks. This curse or Pavlovian response or whatever really seems to be getting him down! So he attempts to shelve the issue for later, twirling his fork again as he explains:]
That's easy. All I have to do is use those trigger words when we're back in our room, and then we'll see if you bark or not! That's only if you want to, though, of course. I thought it might be best to figure out what causes it, just so you don't have to worry about making that sound in public. But since I already promised not to use those words here, Jun-kun should just relax and enjoy his sugary strawberry thing~
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[ Some arguments never change!
Or this could be what the House wants. Since Jun's arrival, they've alluded to his "dog-like" or "hyena-like" nature, haven't they? This has to be some funny joke to them, wanting to see how far they can push it! For one day, just one, can't things be normal? Jun isn't sure what he expected, but he doesn't want to be annoyed on his birthday.
Whichever curse or otherwise plaguing him today is bothering him. Any moment another sound could spill from his lips, even if certain words trigger a response. He's still not 100% convinced that's the case. ]
... if that's what you wanna do. You're already pretty convinced it's some trigger words. Guess we've got nothing to lose 'sides embarrassment, 'cause I'd rather not sit here arguing 'bout some words.
[ Everything Hiyori's said thus far makes his head hurt, besides not being allowed to relax on his birthday, there has to be an answer for this. He frowns, leaning forward to sip at his "sugary strawberry thing." ]
It's seriously annoying, Ohii-san...
[ He mumbles into the straw, wishing they could enjoy their outing without any other interruptions. ]
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Still, easier or not, Jun is pouting unhappily. And that just won't do at all, since it's his birthday! Hiyori sends him a sympathetic smile before chirping:]
And that's exactly why you should focus on other stuff! Like this lovely breakfast, and your lovely partner ♪
[Like him, for example. He picks up another forkful of the strawberry pastry, hoping the third try will be the charm as he moves it in front of Jun's mouth.]
I know you're embarrassed, and I don't blame you for it. But the day's still young, and there are still other delights yet to come. Like that cake I ordered! And that other surprise gift I still haven't shown you.
[(The one he bought at a lingerie store.)]
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And is he pouting unhappily? The curse has been ruining his day so far, at least Hiyori has agreed not to say those words until they've returned to the comfort of their suite.! But it hasn't quite ruined the mood of their breakfast, though, Jun has given up fighting. ]
It's a lil' hard, y'know? Long as you quit embarrassing me....
[ Hiyori is right in saying he should focus on the "other stuff." And maybe he should focus on those two things rather than the curse. Yep, he'll do that and hope nothing else happens.
At that he perks up, a sly smile appearing in the corner of his mouth. What other surprises could be in store? It's fine if Hiyori has other "delights" for him, not that receiving gifts isn't exciting in itself. But the promise of a surprise gift left him curiously wanting to know more. ]
Surprise gift, huh~? Well, guess that'll be worth whatever this curse thing is. But you didn't hafta get me anythin' else, Ohii-san. Having you 'round and remembering my birthday is pretty much the best gift I could receive, you know?
[ (So, in the end, the next best gift he'll ever receive.) ]
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But he can still do that without a curse. It's what he plans to do tonight, with the help of Jun's new gift! They don't need any help from the House to spur on their sex life, thank you very much.]
Why would I want to embarrass you on your birthday? Try to have a bit more faith, please!
[More like why would he want to embarrass Jun the rest of the time...? But in any case, it's fine. He's learned his lesson, and he won't call him a good boy in public again, so Jun has nothing to worry about!
(Or at least he won't call him a good boy in public today, that is. The curse should wear off soon after Jun's birthday is over, right? Then he won't have to watch his speech anymore!)
Jun's last statement makes him smile, cheeks dusting with just a little hint of pink. It's unfair that Jun manages to sound sweet and romantic without even trying sometimes.]
I'm glad Jun-kun appreciates the important stuff.
[He'll eat a bit more of his own breakfast after feeding Jun that bite of his own. Then his cheeks heat up a bit more as he adds,]
I just thought I'd get you more than one gift so you could explore more than one interest. I know your hobby is muscle-building, but you do have other things you like besides just that. And this last gift is something we'll enjoy together, which seemed like the perfect way to round out the day.
[Yep. Jun has explored other interests here besides just exercise. Interests like trying on cute clothes, and appreciating his partner in sexy outfits! Hiyori will be happy to help him explore that second interest later, in a very hands-on fashion.
But he'll also try not to think about that right now, since the subject is a bit too heated for the breakfast table, and it kind of makes his head feel all mushy.]
I'm not telling you what it is yet, though. So you'll just have to wait! ♪
[And he, too, will just have to wait. Ehehehe.]
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But enough thinking about the could-haves, they don't need a curse to enjoy one another intimately, and they can get off with one another just fine! ]
... pretty sure there are a buncha reasons why you would. But doesn't matter, 'cause today's a day where I'll forgive ya ♪
[ Because it's his birthday, arguing about some silly prank isn't worth it. That's all!! Besides, it's fine! He may be embarrassed, with a hint of pink dusting his cheeks, but after the day is done... hopefully there will be no more strange sounds. ]
You're important to me, so 'course I do.
[ Hiyori being the important stuff he appreciates only makes sense. And it's unfair to him how Hiyori manages to blush like he does, which only causes Jun's heart to twist in knots. ]
Well, if the second gift is 'bout us enjoying something together... Hmm, seems like I'm gonna hafta be good and wait. But sometimes waiting is a real drag, so the day better go fast, yeah~?
[ He has, but the way Hiyori phrases it has him even more curious. More interests like seeing Hiyori in sexy outfits are something he'd like to see, but he can't assume it's what his partner has in mind! But Hiyori does look good in them... so...
He'll also try not to think about that now, since it's only breakfast, and they have the entire day ahead. ]
Now you've got me real curious! Can't you give me a hint~? Just a 'lil one~?
[ There's a little pleading in his voice, hoping it might be what he thinks it is. ]
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["You're important to me, he says. Don't mind Hiyori giving a pleased little hum after he hears those lovely words. That's right, the most important person in Jun-kun's life is none other than him!
As for Jun's next words, well. Those make his stomach squirm just a bit. It almost sounds like Jun's cottoned onto his intentions. Which isn't ideal, since he hoped to catch Jun by surprise and leave him absolutely speechless! But Jun asks for a hint, using an almost pleading tone of voice, and fixes him with puppy eyes across the table. And seeing him look like that only serves to remind Hiyori of Jun's petlike traits. Which also serves to remind him of the business with the coll...ar...
No, no, that's also not a safe thing to think about at breakfast!]
Fine, since you made that cute puppydog face! But just one hint, alright?
[He clears his throat, still a little blushy and squirmy, and gives the hint.]
What do presents come in?
[He pauses, letting the question sink in.]
The answer: they come in gift wrapping! That's your hint~♪
[And then he eats another bite of his breakfast, knowing full well that wasn't a very big clue. But perhaps it'll get Jun's brain moving in the right direction. The only question is whether it'll have it moving in this direction...]
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He has more of an idea than he did five minutes ago, but there are still plenty of other ideas he hasn't cottoned onto yet. It does have his mind racing with thoughts, wanting to know exactly what Hiyori might have in mind. Honestly, something they both could enjoy could be anything! But part of Jun hopes it might be fun for both of them. (Like, thinking about something interactive... or even if Hiyori bought new pyjamas.) The possibilities are endless! ]
Huh, puppy-dog face? ... I wasn't making any sorta face!
[ Yes, yes you were. But it's beside the point because Hiyori said he's willing to give a hint, which leaves him stumped for a few moments.
Gift wrapping? There are two answers here or two places Jun's mind goes. The first is Hiyori wrapping himself up in wrapping paper, offering himself as a gift. But something along those lines is too simple, too broad. The second might be an item of clothing. Whichever it ends up being, he's almost positive the gift unwrapping will be fun for the two of them. ]
... seriously, Ohii-san? That's the only hint?
[ He's not perturbed, but with the many possibilities swimming around his head... it's safe to pick the safest option. ]
Didja buy new pyjamas? 'Cause if you did, I wanna take 'em off ♪ Or could ya be wearing somethin' underneath 'em...
[ As he takes another sip of his drink, he thinks over the clue, feeling pretty determined. He wants to crack it, concluding, but patience is key. After all, it’s just breakfast—too early for heavy thinking! ]
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Yes you were! It was an adorable pleading face! Sooo cute~♪
[Ah, bickering over breakfast. That's something they've done countless times before.
Though the subject of their bickering doesn't normally involve lingerie. Not that Jun knows that's what his present is yet. Hiyori only smiles smugly at first, opening his mouth to confirm,]
That's it! ♪
[But before he can tell Jun to do his best to solve the puzzle (and that if he doesn't figure it out, at least he won't be kept in suspense for very long, anyway), Jun fires off some guesses. The first guess is pajamas (and he jumps right to saying he'd love to take them off! Someone's brazen!). And the second one, indeed, is underwear. Hearing Jun hit the nail on the head like that causes Hiyori's blush to deepen.]
I already said that's it! You'll just have to wait and see.
[But it's not a denial, and his cheeks sure are red (though not as red as the present-themed lingerie he bought). Honestly, at this rate... can he even wait until tonight to unveil the gift?]
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[ He playfully bickers back, knowing very well he had been wearing that sort of face.
It normally doesn't, but things have to change eventually! The present hint has his mind racing, curiously wanting to know without being kept in suspense for too long. Jun considers it a gift he'll need to unwrap, but he's not exactly hitting the mark. (If past him only knew which type of underwear Hiyori would surprise him with!) And besides, should he not want to take Hiyori's pyjamas right off? Of course he's brazen about something he loves to do! Even if it's much too early to have those kind of thoughts! ]
... sure, whatever! I'll just be on my very best behaviour 'til you give in and take pity on me. So for now, I'm just gonna act all patient, alright~?
[ Honestly, it doesn't sound like he wants to be on his best behaviour. But who could blame him? As Hiyori's blush deepens, he wonders how far that blush might extend. Right down to his tippy toes? Maybe Jun doesn't know how to be on his "best behaviour," after all! ]
But I'm not gonna be happy 'bout it! 'Specially not after the image I've got in my head!
[ Now that he's envisioning it, the curiosity about just how far Hiyori's blush might extend only intensifies. ]
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