It's because Jun-kun said, "Did you just not call me a dog?" That's why! ♪
[What a productive argument.
He sips his tea some more, making a point of looking cheerful and innocent in contrast to Jun's obvious frustration. He really was serious about not wanting to spoil Jun's birthday, but he's just so easy to tease like this. It's cute! And perhaps there's even some small part of him that relishes the back-and-forth, given how sugary-sweet their interactions have been lately. Jun might have a real sweet tooth, but Hiyori's always enjoyed the savory with the sweet.
Still, poor Jun-kun he thinks. This curse or Pavlovian response or whatever really seems to be getting him down! So he attempts to shelve the issue for later, twirling his fork again as he explains:]
That's easy. All I have to do is use those trigger words when we're back in our room, and then we'll see if you bark or not! That's only if you want to, though, of course. I thought it might be best to figure out what causes it, just so you don't have to worry about making that sound in public. But since I already promised not to use those words here, Jun-kun should just relax and enjoy his sugary strawberry thing~
And, so what? I'm not buying it 'cause you're always calling me a dog or a hyena.
[ Some arguments never change!
Or this could be what the House wants. Since Jun's arrival, they've alluded to his "dog-like" or "hyena-like" nature, haven't they? This has to be some funny joke to them, wanting to see how far they can push it! For one day, just one, can't things be normal? Jun isn't sure what he expected, but he doesn't want to be annoyed on his birthday.
Whichever curse or otherwise plaguing him today is bothering him. Any moment another sound could spill from his lips, even if certain words trigger a response. He's still not 100% convinced that's the case. ]
... if that's what you wanna do. You're already pretty convinced it's some trigger words. Guess we've got nothing to lose 'sides embarrassment, 'cause I'd rather not sit here arguing 'bout some words.
[ Everything Hiyori's said thus far makes his head hurt, besides not being allowed to relax on his birthday, there has to be an answer for this. He frowns, leaning forward to sip at his "sugary strawberry thing." ]
It's seriously annoying, Ohii-san...
[ He mumbles into the straw, wishing they could enjoy their outing without any other interruptions. ]
[Again, poor Jun-kun. He feels rather vexed about this whole thing; it's certainly not the sort of curse he'd been worried about. Based on what Rinne and Hua Cheng said, he thought the House cursed people on their birthdays by making them extra horny! Which would be a bummer, since that would make it difficult for Jun to go out in public (though at least he would've had a loving partner back in his room who could take care of him). This "curse" seems easier to deal with in comparison, assuming it really is just those trigger words that set off the barking.
Still, easier or not, Jun is pouting unhappily. And that just won't do at all, since it's his birthday! Hiyori sends him a sympathetic smile before chirping:]
And that's exactly why you should focus on other stuff! Like this lovely breakfast, and your lovely partner ♪
[Like him, for example. He picks up another forkful of the strawberry pastry, hoping the third try will be the charm as he moves it in front of Jun's mouth.]
I know you're embarrassed, and I don't blame you for it. But the day's still young, and there are still other delights yet to come. Like that cake I ordered! And that other surprise gift I still haven't shown you.
[ He'd rather forgo all this mess and pretend as a curse never happened. Whoever gave him this curse has the right to it, at least he can go out in public, but would he mind a curse that makes him horny? Not really! He would've had a loving partner taking care of him and giving Jun lots of love. (Actually, it doesn't sound too bad.)
And is he pouting unhappily? The curse has been ruining his day so far, at least Hiyori has agreed not to say those words until they've returned to the comfort of their suite.! But it hasn't quite ruined the mood of their breakfast, though, Jun has given up fighting. ]
It's a lil' hard, y'know? Long as you quit embarrassing me....
[ Hiyori is right in saying he should focus on the "other stuff." And maybe he should focus on those two things rather than the curse. Yep, he'll do that and hope nothing else happens.
At that he perks up, a sly smile appearing in the corner of his mouth. What other surprises could be in store? It's fine if Hiyori has other "delights" for him, not that receiving gifts isn't exciting in itself. But the promise of a surprise gift left him curiously wanting to know more. ]
Surprise gift, huh~? Well, guess that'll be worth whatever this curse thing is. But you didn't hafta get me anythin' else, Ohii-san. Having you 'round and remembering my birthday is pretty much the best gift I could receive, you know?
[ (So, in the end, the next best gift he'll ever receive.) ]
[Honestly, he, too, can think of worse things than having sex with a flushed and desperate Jun-kun all day. Why, if they had to go all day long, perhaps they'd have to try all sorts of different acts. All sorts of different positions. All sorts of cute costumes! He'd do his best to spice things up and leave his partner wanting for nothing.
But he can still do that without a curse. It's what he plans to do tonight, with the help of Jun's new gift! They don't need any help from the House to spur on their sex life, thank you very much.]
Why would I want to embarrass you on your birthday? Try to have a bit more faith, please!
[More like why would he want to embarrass Jun the rest of the time...? But in any case, it's fine. He's learned his lesson, and he won't call him a good boy in public again, so Jun has nothing to worry about!
(Or at least he won't call him a good boy in public today, that is. The curse should wear off soon after Jun's birthday is over, right? Then he won't have to watch his speech anymore!)
Jun's last statement makes him smile, cheeks dusting with just a little hint of pink. It's unfair that Jun manages to sound sweet and romantic without even trying sometimes.]
I'm glad Jun-kun appreciates the important stuff.
[He'll eat a bit more of his own breakfast after feeding Jun that bite of his own. Then his cheeks heat up a bit more as he adds,]
I just thought I'd get you more than one gift so you could explore more than one interest. I know your hobby is muscle-building, but you do have other things you like besides just that. And this last gift is something we'll enjoy together, which seemed like the perfect way to round out the day.
[Yep. Jun has explored other interests here besides just exercise. Interests like trying on cute clothes, and appreciating his partner in sexy outfits! Hiyori will be happy to help him explore that second interest later, in a very hands-on fashion.
But he'll also try not to think about that right now, since the subject is a bit too heated for the breakfast table, and it kind of makes his head feel all mushy.]
I'm not telling you what it is yet, though. So you'll just have to wait! ♪
[ Nothing could be better if he were cursed. If it's a sex curse next time for either of them, well, they'd have to build up the stamina to go all day. But those don't sound like bad ideas, even if he'd be unwilling to admit them right this second. He's rather curious about the other gift Hiyori has for him, pulse thrumming as he thinks about it some more. (And it's a good thing there are plenty of outfits to wear around here!)
But enough thinking about the could-haves, they don't need a curse to enjoy one another intimately, and they can get off with one another just fine! ]
... pretty sure there are a buncha reasons why you would. But doesn't matter, 'cause today's a day where I'll forgive ya ♪
[ Because it's his birthday, arguing about some silly prank isn't worth it. That's all!! Besides, it's fine! He may be embarrassed, with a hint of pink dusting his cheeks, but after the day is done... hopefully there will be no more strange sounds. ]
You're important to me, so 'course I do.
[ Hiyori being the important stuff he appreciates only makes sense. And it's unfair to him how Hiyori manages to blush like he does, which only causes Jun's heart to twist in knots. ]
Well, if the second gift is 'bout us enjoying something together... Hmm, seems like I'm gonna hafta be good and wait. But sometimes waiting is a real drag, so the day better go fast, yeah~?
[ He has, but the way Hiyori phrases it has him even more curious. More interests like seeing Hiyori in sexy outfits are something he'd like to see, but he can't assume it's what his partner has in mind! But Hiyori does look good in them... so...
He'll also try not to think about that now, since it's only breakfast, and they have the entire day ahead. ]
Now you've got me real curious! Can't you give me a hint~? Just a 'lil one~?
[ There's a little pleading in his voice, hoping it might be what he thinks it is. ]
["You're important to me, he says. Don't mind Hiyori giving a pleased little hum after he hears those lovely words. That's right, the most important person in Jun-kun's life is none other than him!
As for Jun's next words, well. Those make his stomach squirm just a bit. It almost sounds like Jun's cottoned onto his intentions. Which isn't ideal, since he hoped to catch Jun by surprise and leave him absolutely speechless! But Jun asks for a hint, using an almost pleading tone of voice, and fixes him with puppy eyes across the table. And seeing him look like that only serves to remind Hiyori of Jun's petlike traits. Which also serves to remind him of the business with the coll...ar...
No, no, that's also not a safe thing to think about at breakfast!]
Fine, since you made that cute puppydog face! But just one hint, alright?
[He clears his throat, still a little blushy and squirmy, and gives the hint.]
What do presents come in?
[He pauses, letting the question sink in.]
The answer: they come in gift wrapping! That's your hint~♪
[And then he eats another bite of his breakfast, knowing full well that wasn't a very big clue. But perhaps it'll get Jun's brain moving in the right direction. The only question is whether it'll have it moving in this direction...]
[ Hearing the pleased hum makes him so glad as if that's all he ever wants to hear from his partner. Jun loves hearing those cute sounds, even when he's already admitted how important Hiyori is to him.
He has more of an idea than he did five minutes ago, but there are still plenty of other ideas he hasn't cottoned onto yet. It does have his mind racing with thoughts, wanting to know exactly what Hiyori might have in mind. Honestly, something they both could enjoy could be anything! But part of Jun hopes it might be fun for both of them. (Like, thinking about something interactive... or even if Hiyori bought new pyjamas.) The possibilities are endless! ]
Huh, puppy-dog face? ... I wasn't making any sorta face!
[ Yes, yes you were. But it's beside the point because Hiyori said he's willing to give a hint, which leaves him stumped for a few moments.
Gift wrapping? There are two answers here or two places Jun's mind goes. The first is Hiyori wrapping himself up in wrapping paper, offering himself as a gift. But something along those lines is too simple, too broad. The second might be an item of clothing. Whichever it ends up being, he's almost positive the gift unwrapping will be fun for the two of them. ]
... seriously, Ohii-san? That's the only hint?
[ He's not perturbed, but with the many possibilities swimming around his head... it's safe to pick the safest option. ]
Didja buy new pyjamas? 'Cause if you did, I wanna take 'em off ♪ Or could ya be wearing somethin' underneath 'em...
[ As he takes another sip of his drink, he thinks over the clue, feeling pretty determined. He wants to crack it, concluding, but patience is key. After all, it’s just breakfast—too early for heavy thinking! ]
Yes you were! It was an adorable pleading face! Sooo cute~♪
[Ah, bickering over breakfast. That's something they've done countless times before.
Though the subject of their bickering doesn't normally involve lingerie. Not that Jun knows that's what his present is yet. Hiyori only smiles smugly at first, opening his mouth to confirm,]
That's it! ♪
[But before he can tell Jun to do his best to solve the puzzle (and that if he doesn't figure it out, at least he won't be kept in suspense for very long, anyway), Jun fires off some guesses. The first guess is pajamas (and he jumps right to saying he'd love to take them off! Someone's brazen!). And the second one, indeed, is underwear. Hearing Jun hit the nail on the head like that causes Hiyori's blush to deepen.]
I already said that's it! You'll just have to wait and see.
[But it's not a denial, and his cheeks sure are red (though not as red as the present-themed lingerie he bought). Honestly, at this rate... can he even wait until tonight to unveil the gift?]
[ He playfully bickers back, knowing very well he had been wearing that sort of face.
It normally doesn't, but things have to change eventually! The present hint has his mind racing, curiously wanting to know without being kept in suspense for too long. Jun considers it a gift he'll need to unwrap, but he's not exactly hitting the mark. (If past him only knew which type of underwear Hiyori would surprise him with!) And besides, should he not want to take Hiyori's pyjamas right off? Of course he's brazen about something he loves to do! Even if it's much too early to have those kind of thoughts! ]
... sure, whatever! I'll just be on my very best behaviour 'til you give in and take pity on me. So for now, I'm just gonna act all patient, alright~?
[ Honestly, it doesn't sound like he wants to be on his best behaviour. But who could blame him? As Hiyori's blush deepens, he wonders how far that blush might extend. Right down to his tippy toes? Maybe Jun doesn't know how to be on his "best behaviour," after all! ]
But I'm not gonna be happy 'bout it! 'Specially not after the image I've got in my head!
[ Now that he's envisioning it, the curiosity about just how far Hiyori's blush might extend only intensifies. ]
Jun pouts and teases a bit more, talking about "the image he has in his head." What sort of image might that be? But if he's imagining something lewd, well... it's not like he's wrong. Whatever's in Jun's head might actually be more conservative than what Hiyori wound up buying.
It'll be worth the embarrassment if Jun is impressed. Which he hopefully will be, despite the hints Hiyori gave him ahead of time. Hopefully he'll be speechless, and extremely lustful! That's the idea, anyway.
But, well. First they need to get back to their room. And he has to shower and spiff up his appearance a bit first! So for now he sips his iced tea again, in hopes that the cool liquid will cool his head down.]
Aww, poor Jun-kun~♪ But I'm sure you can wait. That'll just build the anticipation more! All Jun-kun needs to do is be a good bo—
[ Will he really? Despite Jun's unimpressed answer, a small scowl slowly forms as he narrows his eyes, shaking his head. As for the images? Those are for his eyes only, and Hiyori will only have to wait to find out. But it's tough not to imagine something lewd, especially with Hiyori's hints, due to their healthy appetite for each other!
Regardless of Hiyori's potential embarrassment, it's clear Jun will end up deeply impressed by the thoughtfulness and care put into his "gift." Hopefully he will be speechless, unable to look away, captivated like a hunter transfixes on its prey. Those hungry eyes, willing to devour and take what's clearly his—
Jun's resolve appears to falter, slowly slipping away as he watches Hiyori sip from his drink. He shakes his head again, eyes closing while thinking more pure, virtuous and unadulterated thoughts! Damn, who is Jun kidding?
He lets out an unprompted groan, eyes darting upward as the words "good boy" almost spill past his boyfriend's lips. ]
You seriously underestimate me, Ohii-san. 'Cause right now, I've got this major overwhelming urge to devour the first thing that catches my eye. Sorta like a predator pouncing on its unsuspectin' prey! And right now? You're like the perfect snack, just waiting to be gobbled up.
[ He can be good! Jun needs to get everything out of his system, and he'll feel much better! See? It's already starting to work! ]
So keep talkin' like that, and I'll just take matters into my own hands.
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Pats gently.]It's because Jun-kun said, "Did you just not call me a dog?" That's why! ♪
[What a productive argument.
He sips his tea some more, making a point of looking cheerful and innocent in contrast to Jun's obvious frustration. He really was serious about not wanting to spoil Jun's birthday, but he's just so easy to tease like this. It's cute! And perhaps there's even some small part of him that relishes the back-and-forth, given how sugary-sweet their interactions have been lately. Jun might have a real sweet tooth, but Hiyori's always enjoyed the savory with the sweet.
Still, poor Jun-kun he thinks. This curse or Pavlovian response or whatever really seems to be getting him down! So he attempts to shelve the issue for later, twirling his fork again as he explains:]
That's easy. All I have to do is use those trigger words when we're back in our room, and then we'll see if you bark or not! That's only if you want to, though, of course. I thought it might be best to figure out what causes it, just so you don't have to worry about making that sound in public. But since I already promised not to use those words here, Jun-kun should just relax and enjoy his sugary strawberry thing~
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[ Some arguments never change!
Or this could be what the House wants. Since Jun's arrival, they've alluded to his "dog-like" or "hyena-like" nature, haven't they? This has to be some funny joke to them, wanting to see how far they can push it! For one day, just one, can't things be normal? Jun isn't sure what he expected, but he doesn't want to be annoyed on his birthday.
Whichever curse or otherwise plaguing him today is bothering him. Any moment another sound could spill from his lips, even if certain words trigger a response. He's still not 100% convinced that's the case. ]
... if that's what you wanna do. You're already pretty convinced it's some trigger words. Guess we've got nothing to lose 'sides embarrassment, 'cause I'd rather not sit here arguing 'bout some words.
[ Everything Hiyori's said thus far makes his head hurt, besides not being allowed to relax on his birthday, there has to be an answer for this. He frowns, leaning forward to sip at his "sugary strawberry thing." ]
It's seriously annoying, Ohii-san...
[ He mumbles into the straw, wishing they could enjoy their outing without any other interruptions. ]
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Still, easier or not, Jun is pouting unhappily. And that just won't do at all, since it's his birthday! Hiyori sends him a sympathetic smile before chirping:]
And that's exactly why you should focus on other stuff! Like this lovely breakfast, and your lovely partner ♪
[Like him, for example. He picks up another forkful of the strawberry pastry, hoping the third try will be the charm as he moves it in front of Jun's mouth.]
I know you're embarrassed, and I don't blame you for it. But the day's still young, and there are still other delights yet to come. Like that cake I ordered! And that other surprise gift I still haven't shown you.
[(The one he bought at a lingerie store.)]
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And is he pouting unhappily? The curse has been ruining his day so far, at least Hiyori has agreed not to say those words until they've returned to the comfort of their suite.! But it hasn't quite ruined the mood of their breakfast, though, Jun has given up fighting. ]
It's a lil' hard, y'know? Long as you quit embarrassing me....
[ Hiyori is right in saying he should focus on the "other stuff." And maybe he should focus on those two things rather than the curse. Yep, he'll do that and hope nothing else happens.
At that he perks up, a sly smile appearing in the corner of his mouth. What other surprises could be in store? It's fine if Hiyori has other "delights" for him, not that receiving gifts isn't exciting in itself. But the promise of a surprise gift left him curiously wanting to know more. ]
Surprise gift, huh~? Well, guess that'll be worth whatever this curse thing is. But you didn't hafta get me anythin' else, Ohii-san. Having you 'round and remembering my birthday is pretty much the best gift I could receive, you know?
[ (So, in the end, the next best gift he'll ever receive.) ]
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But he can still do that without a curse. It's what he plans to do tonight, with the help of Jun's new gift! They don't need any help from the House to spur on their sex life, thank you very much.]
Why would I want to embarrass you on your birthday? Try to have a bit more faith, please!
[More like why would he want to embarrass Jun the rest of the time...? But in any case, it's fine. He's learned his lesson, and he won't call him a good boy in public again, so Jun has nothing to worry about!
(Or at least he won't call him a good boy in public today, that is. The curse should wear off soon after Jun's birthday is over, right? Then he won't have to watch his speech anymore!)
Jun's last statement makes him smile, cheeks dusting with just a little hint of pink. It's unfair that Jun manages to sound sweet and romantic without even trying sometimes.]
I'm glad Jun-kun appreciates the important stuff.
[He'll eat a bit more of his own breakfast after feeding Jun that bite of his own. Then his cheeks heat up a bit more as he adds,]
I just thought I'd get you more than one gift so you could explore more than one interest. I know your hobby is muscle-building, but you do have other things you like besides just that. And this last gift is something we'll enjoy together, which seemed like the perfect way to round out the day.
[Yep. Jun has explored other interests here besides just exercise. Interests like trying on cute clothes, and appreciating his partner in sexy outfits! Hiyori will be happy to help him explore that second interest later, in a very hands-on fashion.
But he'll also try not to think about that right now, since the subject is a bit too heated for the breakfast table, and it kind of makes his head feel all mushy.]
I'm not telling you what it is yet, though. So you'll just have to wait! ♪
[And he, too, will just have to wait. Ehehehe.]
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But enough thinking about the could-haves, they don't need a curse to enjoy one another intimately, and they can get off with one another just fine! ]
... pretty sure there are a buncha reasons why you would. But doesn't matter, 'cause today's a day where I'll forgive ya ♪
[ Because it's his birthday, arguing about some silly prank isn't worth it. That's all!! Besides, it's fine! He may be embarrassed, with a hint of pink dusting his cheeks, but after the day is done... hopefully there will be no more strange sounds. ]
You're important to me, so 'course I do.
[ Hiyori being the important stuff he appreciates only makes sense. And it's unfair to him how Hiyori manages to blush like he does, which only causes Jun's heart to twist in knots. ]
Well, if the second gift is 'bout us enjoying something together... Hmm, seems like I'm gonna hafta be good and wait. But sometimes waiting is a real drag, so the day better go fast, yeah~?
[ He has, but the way Hiyori phrases it has him even more curious. More interests like seeing Hiyori in sexy outfits are something he'd like to see, but he can't assume it's what his partner has in mind! But Hiyori does look good in them... so...
He'll also try not to think about that now, since it's only breakfast, and they have the entire day ahead. ]
Now you've got me real curious! Can't you give me a hint~? Just a 'lil one~?
[ There's a little pleading in his voice, hoping it might be what he thinks it is. ]
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["You're important to me, he says. Don't mind Hiyori giving a pleased little hum after he hears those lovely words. That's right, the most important person in Jun-kun's life is none other than him!
As for Jun's next words, well. Those make his stomach squirm just a bit. It almost sounds like Jun's cottoned onto his intentions. Which isn't ideal, since he hoped to catch Jun by surprise and leave him absolutely speechless! But Jun asks for a hint, using an almost pleading tone of voice, and fixes him with puppy eyes across the table. And seeing him look like that only serves to remind Hiyori of Jun's petlike traits. Which also serves to remind him of the business with the coll...ar...
No, no, that's also not a safe thing to think about at breakfast!]
Fine, since you made that cute puppydog face! But just one hint, alright?
[He clears his throat, still a little blushy and squirmy, and gives the hint.]
What do presents come in?
[He pauses, letting the question sink in.]
The answer: they come in gift wrapping! That's your hint~♪
[And then he eats another bite of his breakfast, knowing full well that wasn't a very big clue. But perhaps it'll get Jun's brain moving in the right direction. The only question is whether it'll have it moving in this direction...]
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He has more of an idea than he did five minutes ago, but there are still plenty of other ideas he hasn't cottoned onto yet. It does have his mind racing with thoughts, wanting to know exactly what Hiyori might have in mind. Honestly, something they both could enjoy could be anything! But part of Jun hopes it might be fun for both of them. (Like, thinking about something interactive... or even if Hiyori bought new pyjamas.) The possibilities are endless! ]
Huh, puppy-dog face? ... I wasn't making any sorta face!
[ Yes, yes you were. But it's beside the point because Hiyori said he's willing to give a hint, which leaves him stumped for a few moments.
Gift wrapping? There are two answers here or two places Jun's mind goes. The first is Hiyori wrapping himself up in wrapping paper, offering himself as a gift. But something along those lines is too simple, too broad. The second might be an item of clothing. Whichever it ends up being, he's almost positive the gift unwrapping will be fun for the two of them. ]
... seriously, Ohii-san? That's the only hint?
[ He's not perturbed, but with the many possibilities swimming around his head... it's safe to pick the safest option. ]
Didja buy new pyjamas? 'Cause if you did, I wanna take 'em off ♪ Or could ya be wearing somethin' underneath 'em...
[ As he takes another sip of his drink, he thinks over the clue, feeling pretty determined. He wants to crack it, concluding, but patience is key. After all, it’s just breakfast—too early for heavy thinking! ]
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Yes you were! It was an adorable pleading face! Sooo cute~♪
[Ah, bickering over breakfast. That's something they've done countless times before.
Though the subject of their bickering doesn't normally involve lingerie. Not that Jun knows that's what his present is yet. Hiyori only smiles smugly at first, opening his mouth to confirm,]
That's it! ♪
[But before he can tell Jun to do his best to solve the puzzle (and that if he doesn't figure it out, at least he won't be kept in suspense for very long, anyway), Jun fires off some guesses. The first guess is pajamas (and he jumps right to saying he'd love to take them off! Someone's brazen!). And the second one, indeed, is underwear. Hearing Jun hit the nail on the head like that causes Hiyori's blush to deepen.]
I already said that's it! You'll just have to wait and see.
[But it's not a denial, and his cheeks sure are red (though not as red as the present-themed lingerie he bought). Honestly, at this rate... can he even wait until tonight to unveil the gift?]
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[ He playfully bickers back, knowing very well he had been wearing that sort of face.
It normally doesn't, but things have to change eventually! The present hint has his mind racing, curiously wanting to know without being kept in suspense for too long. Jun considers it a gift he'll need to unwrap, but he's not exactly hitting the mark. (If past him only knew which type of underwear Hiyori would surprise him with!) And besides, should he not want to take Hiyori's pyjamas right off? Of course he's brazen about something he loves to do! Even if it's much too early to have those kind of thoughts! ]
... sure, whatever! I'll just be on my very best behaviour 'til you give in and take pity on me. So for now, I'm just gonna act all patient, alright~?
[ Honestly, it doesn't sound like he wants to be on his best behaviour. But who could blame him? As Hiyori's blush deepens, he wonders how far that blush might extend. Right down to his tippy toes? Maybe Jun doesn't know how to be on his "best behaviour," after all! ]
But I'm not gonna be happy 'bout it! 'Specially not after the image I've got in my head!
[ Now that he's envisioning it, the curiosity about just how far Hiyori's blush might extend only intensifies. ]
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[Will he?
Jun pouts and teases a bit more, talking about "the image he has in his head." What sort of image might that be? But if he's imagining something lewd, well... it's not like he's wrong. Whatever's in Jun's head might actually be more conservative than what Hiyori wound up buying.
It'll be worth the embarrassment if Jun is impressed. Which he hopefully will be, despite the hints Hiyori gave him ahead of time. Hopefully he'll be speechless, and extremely lustful! That's the idea, anyway.
But, well. First they need to get back to their room. And he has to shower and spiff up his appearance a bit first! So for now he sips his iced tea again, in hopes that the cool liquid will cool his head down.]
Aww, poor Jun-kun~♪ But I'm sure you can wait. That'll just build the anticipation more! All Jun-kun needs to do is be a good bo—
[His eyes flash with alarm.]
— ... boyfriend!
[Phew. Nice save!]
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[ Will he really? Despite Jun's unimpressed answer, a small scowl slowly forms as he narrows his eyes, shaking his head. As for the images? Those are for his eyes only, and Hiyori will only have to wait to find out. But it's tough not to imagine something lewd, especially with Hiyori's hints, due to their healthy appetite for each other!
Regardless of Hiyori's potential embarrassment, it's clear Jun will end up deeply impressed by the thoughtfulness and care put into his "gift." Hopefully he will be speechless, unable to look away, captivated like a hunter transfixes on its prey. Those hungry eyes, willing to devour and take what's clearly his—
Jun's resolve appears to falter, slowly slipping away as he watches Hiyori sip from his drink. He shakes his head again, eyes closing while thinking more pure, virtuous and unadulterated thoughts! Damn, who is Jun kidding?
He lets out an unprompted groan, eyes darting upward as the words "good boy" almost spill past his boyfriend's lips. ]
You seriously underestimate me, Ohii-san. 'Cause right now, I've got this major overwhelming urge to devour the first thing that catches my eye. Sorta like a predator pouncing on its unsuspectin' prey! And right now? You're like the perfect snack, just waiting to be gobbled up.
[ He can be good! Jun needs to get everything out of his system, and he'll feel much better! See? It's already starting to work! ]
So keep talkin' like that, and I'll just take matters into my own hands.
[ ... there was an attempt made. Sort of? ]