[ dammit that was meant to say couldja not didja... this is why i shouldn't write replies while half asleep.

He raises a brow, frowning. Did Hiyori honestly have to say any of this? The answer is clearly no, but does anything surprise Jun anymore? Nope! ]

... what're you talking 'bout? You've seriously lost it, Ohii-san. Where didja hear that from? Think you're getting hard of hearing, 'cause, for the millionth time, I'm not a dog!

[ Or wants to say these things on purpose. When Jun truly thinks about it some more, it must be the latter. Instead of dignifying it with an answer, he groans instead, exaggerated and frustrated which causes a few of their fellow café-goers to glare back.

It's not that he forgets his time as a cat or his brief stretch as a nekomimi strawberry maid, but he can't handle responding to Hiyori the way he usually does when any moment another dog-like sound, that's most definitely a woof, threatens to spill from his lips. ]

D'you think I'd want everyone looking 'round at us 'cause of you~? 'Course I don't. It's seriously bugging me.

[ He sips at his own strawberry protein shake, almost fed up by whatever curse he's been given. Still, he's unsure if the "Good boy" is a trigger, or something else. All he's realised is Hiyori's the trigger, not that anyone calling him a "Good boy" will trigger the curse. ]

How're we gonna test this back in our room? Easy for you to say, huh~? When you're not the one makin' weird noises!

[ Not that barking is a strange noise when it comes from Mary, but coming from a human? Yep, call it strange! ]