[Ah, now wouldn't that be nice? To go to bed with the cute, collared Jun-kun every da— ... er, every alternating Thursday! Not every day, since that would be too much of a good thing! His brain would turn to mush!
Though it still might not be as mushy as Jun-kun's brain, since Jun seems to keep forgetting how human speech works.]
I agree it's probably me, since if you were a dog—I know you're not of course, but if you were—then your owner would be none other than me! But it can't just be my voice by itself. I've talked to you plenty since we got up, but you didn't bark until just a minute ago. And it was because I said the so-called trigger words, right? The one that starts with "g," and the other one that starts with "b"!
[He waves his fork around as he explains his theory (once again ignoring anyone who might be watching or listening in). He's pretty sure he's cracked the code! (Even though he's wrong about it just being his voice that triggers the response!) But supposing he is right, what do you even call this? A curse? A Pavlovian response?]
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Though it still might not be as mushy as Jun-kun's brain, since Jun seems to keep forgetting how human speech works.]
I agree it's probably me, since if you were a dog—I know you're not of course, but if you were—then your owner would be none other than me! But it can't just be my voice by itself. I've talked to you plenty since we got up, but you didn't bark until just a minute ago. And it was because I said the so-called trigger words, right? The one that starts with "g," and the other one that starts with "b"!
[He waves his fork around as he explains his theory (once again ignoring anyone who might be watching or listening in). He's pretty sure he's cracked the code! (Even though he's wrong about it just being his voice that triggers the response!) But supposing he is right, what do you even call this? A curse? A Pavlovian response?]