It's not a jab! It's just that those noises you're making sounded like a dog's bark. Plus there is that collar they gave you...
[He trails off, his cheeks heating as he flashes back to the best sex he's ever had in his life.
But nope, he can't be thinking about that now, since they're in public!! He shakes his head, hurriedly trying to clear away those thoughts!]
Well, anyway.
[He coughs a bit.]
... I was just concerned, since some people get cursed on their birthdays here. I wanted to make sure they hadn't done anything to mess with your head, that's all. But it's just some involuntary response to the way I talk, you think?
[It literally hasn't occurred to him that anyone could call Jun a "good boy" and trigger the same result. He thinks it's a unique reaction to him! He's Jun's loving owner, after all.]
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[He trails off, his cheeks heating as he flashes back to the best sex he's ever had in his life.
But nope, he can't be thinking about that now, since they're in public!! He shakes his head, hurriedly trying to clear away those thoughts!]
Well, anyway.
[He coughs a bit.]
... I was just concerned, since some people get cursed on their birthdays here. I wanted to make sure they hadn't done anything to mess with your head, that's all. But it's just some involuntary response to the way I talk, you think?
[It literally hasn't occurred to him that anyone could call Jun a "good boy" and trigger the same result. He thinks it's a unique reaction to him! He's Jun's loving owner, after all.]