[Late morning on the day of the welcome event, after absconding with a bunch of doujins he didn't want to take home, but felt obligated to so no one else would see them, he messages Jun!]
Looks like we got lost from each other, so I thought I'd message you here! Anyway, 2 questions:
1. Did you find all those ingredients we talked about?
2. Since coming here, have you had any locker room mishaps? For example, any incidents where a girl walked in on you changing clothes and started shrieking, so you furiously covered yourself and apologized for scaring her?
I know the second one's probably embarrassing to talk about, so a simple "Yes" or "No" will do.
Looks like we got lost from each other, so I thought I'd message you here! Anyway, 2 questions:
1. Did you find all those ingredients we talked about?
2. Since coming here, have you had any locker room mishaps? For example, any incidents where a girl walked in on you changing clothes and started shrieking, so you furiously covered yourself and apologized for scaring her?
I know the second one's probably embarrassing to talk about, so a simple "Yes" or "No" will do.
Now that's a shame. He even had the gall to beg me for chips earlier, if you can believe it. He's just a leech! But you did get all the ingredients for salmon quiche, then? Excellent news 🥳
[Now, as for the locker room thing...]
I meant just what I said. But that's a "no," huh? I only asked because some girl was claiming that exact thing happened. She even knew you by name. But I had a feeling she was pulling my leg. Guess that's "case closed" on that~
[In reality, this is not what she claimed, and that scenario is just something Hiyori cooked up in his head. But shhhh.]
[Now, as for the locker room thing...]
I meant just what I said. But that's a "no," huh? I only asked because some girl was claiming that exact thing happened. She even knew you by name. But I had a feeling she was pulling my leg. Guess that's "case closed" on that~
[In reality, this is not what she claimed, and that scenario is just something Hiyori cooked up in his head. But shhhh.]
Yes, but he should know better than to do that here! He's had more time to gather those chip things because he's been here longer, supposedly, so he should actually be the one offering *me* money! Though I'm guessing he wastes most of his earnings at the casino.
But that's great news about the quiche, anyway. Tonight sounds wonderful!
[Too bad it's time to talk about something a little less wonderful-sounding now. When he sees that response about Monika, he frowns.]
Now I'm confused. First you said no, but now you say she's not pulling my leg? Which is it?
But that's great news about the quiche, anyway. Tonight sounds wonderful!
[Too bad it's time to talk about something a little less wonderful-sounding now. When he sees that response about Monika, he frowns.]
Now I'm confused. First you said no, but now you say she's not pulling my leg? Which is it?
What a pity. The only thing worse than someone who gambles is someone who gambles without winning. But oh well - we'll just have to forget about him and enjoy our lovely meal together!
[Except they can't enjoy a lovely meal, at least not yet. First there's this locker room business to sort out! Which shouldn't be a big deal, but why does he feel kind of irked at how Jun is responding...?]
Well what exactly DID happen? That girl was claiming she saw everything, but I know you're not the type to parade around naked or expose yourself to girls. So what on earth is the truth? The only way she *wouldn't* be pulling my leg is if she'd walked in on you changing, right?
[Except they can't enjoy a lovely meal, at least not yet. First there's this locker room business to sort out! Which shouldn't be a big deal, but why does he feel kind of irked at how Jun is responding...?]
Well what exactly DID happen? That girl was claiming she saw everything, but I know you're not the type to parade around naked or expose yourself to girls. So what on earth is the truth? The only way she *wouldn't* be pulling my leg is if she'd walked in on you changing, right?
[Right, of course, Jun isn't some shameless pervert. Hiyori may have had a brief imagine spot about him standing proudly naked in a locker room, flexing his muscles for all to see, but he doesn't have that kind of personality! He's the type who still gets shy when fans tell him he's cool! So, just what exactly is going on here? He needs to hear the truth pronto.
But he may not be prepared for the truth.]
Swapped clothes?
[In the same bathroom stall????? He's not sure which is more mind-boggling!
No, on second thought, it's definitely the clothes thing!!]
You put on a skirt and a cute shirt?
But he may not be prepared for the truth.]
Swapped clothes?
[In the same bathroom stall????? He's not sure which is more mind-boggling!
No, on second thought, it's definitely the clothes thing!!]
You put on a skirt and a cute shirt?
[Right, well, never mind how they got on the topic of Jun being nude in the first place. And never mind how Monika met Hiyori, or how she learned about his connection to Jun. Totally not important, definitely not worth asking about!
Jun's newfound willingness to wear frilly dresses, however, is very worthy of discussion. Or it would be, if Hiyori could successfully wrap his head around the idea.
Jun-kun in a frilly dress? Jun Sazanami? His partner?
That Jun-kun?]
Jun's newfound willingness to wear frilly dresses, however, is very worthy of discussion. Or it would be, if Hiyori could successfully wrap his head around the idea.
Jun-kun in a frilly dress? Jun Sazanami? His partner?
That Jun-kun?]
So that's how it is!
[After a long pause, wholehearted acceptance!
Though he's still a tad shocked.]
You never showed much interest in fashion before, plus you're always going on about muscle training and other manly things, so I had no clue you were interested. But if you do want to expand your horizons and try new looks, I'd never dream of stopping you!
Though, I'm not sure walking into a bathroom stall with a girl is such a great idea. Or anyone for that matter. But especially a girl.
So next time, how about we simply go shopping? Then you can try on all the cute clothes you want!
But if you do end up wanting to buy something, we can always search for something similar back home! You could come to one of our Pretty 5 meetings. I'm sure Arashi-chan and the others would love to dress you up 😊💕
[God help poor Jun-kun. The misguided messages just keep coming one after another.]
[God help poor Jun-kun. The misguided messages just keep coming one after another.]
[Huh? What gives? Hiyori reads the incoming messages and frowns. Why would Jun dress up with some girl in a bathroom stall, but not with his own partner or Pretty 5?
But, now that he thinks about it, Jun isn't a shameless muscle-flexing pervert or someone who's into frilly clothes. The whole idea was rather surprising. So perhaps this explanation doesn't fit the situation, either. In which case he's back to square one, with no clue about what's going on!
Still, one thing is clear from Jun's response to the matter. I know it sounds really bad, I'm not gonna do it again—yep, that settles it. There's absolutely no way he and that girl had "that" sort of encounter. Jun feels guilty enough about this clothes-swapping business, so there's no way he could ever hide a fling or a love affair (as though that was ever in doubt). So...]
What's there to be mad about?
[He'll take the high road. Jun already learned his lesson, no need to punish him! The small knot in his stomach is justjealousy leftover shock and confusion, not anger!]
If anything I feel a bit sorry for you, since it sounds like you might've been peeped on. Not to accuse that girl of anything too awful - I'm sure her intentions were pure, since she has that lover she's crazy about.
Anyway, if this were at home, of course it'd be a different story. I'm sure Ibara would blow a fuse if he saw you leaving a public restroom with a girl at your side! Even if you *were* wearing a cute dress.
But at this place, there's enough flashy stuff going on that you might've escaped people's notice. Two people leaving a bathroom together is nothing if there's some jaw-dropping display of indecency happening right down the hall, I suppose. And if you came out wearing different clothes, it's obvious what you were in there for, so we *should* be alright. We'll just have to be careful going forward.
[It's not like his own record here is clean. Being registered with someone as newlyweds and being seen leaving a wedding suite with them would lead to scandal for any idol, yet he wasn't able to avoid either of those things. He and Leo-kun also got trapped together in an elevator and asked to flirt with each other! And elevators often have security cameras. They were just luckily able to keep things G-rated.
Still, there no need to make things easier on this place by hopping into stalls with whoever asks... But the reason he isn't lecturing on that more is because he's still kind of hung up on the clothes. What on earth did Jun-kun look like wearing that sort of thing?]
I am a bit curious, though. Was it a "truth or dare" sort of thing? She said she needed to swap clothes with someone, and you said "Sure, that sounds wonderful"? Running errands for me hasn't turned you into an absolute pushover, has it?
But, now that he thinks about it, Jun isn't a shameless muscle-flexing pervert or someone who's into frilly clothes. The whole idea was rather surprising. So perhaps this explanation doesn't fit the situation, either. In which case he's back to square one, with no clue about what's going on!
Still, one thing is clear from Jun's response to the matter. I know it sounds really bad, I'm not gonna do it again—yep, that settles it. There's absolutely no way he and that girl had "that" sort of encounter. Jun feels guilty enough about this clothes-swapping business, so there's no way he could ever hide a fling or a love affair (as though that was ever in doubt). So...]
What's there to be mad about?
[He'll take the high road. Jun already learned his lesson, no need to punish him! The small knot in his stomach is just
If anything I feel a bit sorry for you, since it sounds like you might've been peeped on. Not to accuse that girl of anything too awful - I'm sure her intentions were pure, since she has that lover she's crazy about.
Anyway, if this were at home, of course it'd be a different story. I'm sure Ibara would blow a fuse if he saw you leaving a public restroom with a girl at your side! Even if you *were* wearing a cute dress.
But at this place, there's enough flashy stuff going on that you might've escaped people's notice. Two people leaving a bathroom together is nothing if there's some jaw-dropping display of indecency happening right down the hall, I suppose. And if you came out wearing different clothes, it's obvious what you were in there for, so we *should* be alright. We'll just have to be careful going forward.
[It's not like his own record here is clean. Being registered with someone as newlyweds and being seen leaving a wedding suite with them would lead to scandal for any idol, yet he wasn't able to avoid either of those things. He and Leo-kun also got trapped together in an elevator and asked to flirt with each other! And elevators often have security cameras. They were just luckily able to keep things G-rated.
Still, there no need to make things easier on this place by hopping into stalls with whoever asks... But the reason he isn't lecturing on that more is because he's still kind of hung up on the clothes. What on earth did Jun-kun look like wearing that sort of thing?]
I am a bit curious, though. Was it a "truth or dare" sort of thing? She said she needed to swap clothes with someone, and you said "Sure, that sounds wonderful"? Running errands for me hasn't turned you into an absolute pushover, has it?
[He stares at the message. Jun obviously can't see it but his smile slips.]
Did she?
[There's no way this girl wasn't making a pass at him. Jun was just too hopelessly clueless to notice, apparently. He'd gotten that vibe from the way she talked about him, too. Of course, she did say she had a lover she's crazy about; he didn't make that part up. But he also knows the details there, even if he's chosen notto share them with Jun. First, it's an Internet relationship with someone she's never even met before. Two, she has no proof that person is here, even though she's convinced herself they are. And three, she said she'd love to have two people fight over her! Which adds up to one thing.
There's absolutely no way she's staying faithful to that person. Especially in this environment. She'll be on the lookout for someone else before too long. And Jun-kun seems to be one potential suitor in her eyes. What should he do? Just stay out of it?
Nope. Time to nip it in the bud!]
She must admire well-built bodies, like the kind in those posters you have on your wall. Just like Anzu-chan.
[He's referring to this incident. Girls sure seem to love feeling up his partner!]
And perhaps her lover is also the well-built type! She didn't tell me anything about what they looked like, though. Just that they bonded over some game or another, and that it's an "unconditional love" sort of deal.
[That's how he's nipping this: by telling Jun about her lover. That way, if she ever puts the moves on him, he'll probably say something like "Aren't you already dating someone?" And she won't be able to deny it, because that would mean denying her true love, and then the whole house of cards will come toppling down! Yep, that takes care of that!
You know, since they can't afford to have any dating scandals. It's not like he's trying to nip this for any other reason. He's just looking out for his unit. And for Jun-kun, honestly, who might not be able to handle that girl. She definitely seemed like the sly type, that's for sure.]
Nope, must not have seen those. That was just that thing that popped up where people were getting fake-married, right? I'm not sure what the obsession is with fake weddings. I know for sure that I wouldn't want slot machines at *my* wedding. But if that's how it happened, I suppose it's just a relief you weren't made to wear a wedding dress. Now *that* would've been something!
Did she?
[There's no way this girl wasn't making a pass at him. Jun was just too hopelessly clueless to notice, apparently. He'd gotten that vibe from the way she talked about him, too. Of course, she did say she had a lover she's crazy about; he didn't make that part up. But he also knows the details there, even if he's chosen notto share them with Jun. First, it's an Internet relationship with someone she's never even met before. Two, she has no proof that person is here, even though she's convinced herself they are. And three, she said she'd love to have two people fight over her! Which adds up to one thing.
There's absolutely no way she's staying faithful to that person. Especially in this environment. She'll be on the lookout for someone else before too long. And Jun-kun seems to be one potential suitor in her eyes. What should he do? Just stay out of it?
Nope. Time to nip it in the bud!]
She must admire well-built bodies, like the kind in those posters you have on your wall. Just like Anzu-chan.
[He's referring to this incident. Girls sure seem to love feeling up his partner!]
And perhaps her lover is also the well-built type! She didn't tell me anything about what they looked like, though. Just that they bonded over some game or another, and that it's an "unconditional love" sort of deal.
[That's how he's nipping this: by telling Jun about her lover. That way, if she ever puts the moves on him, he'll probably say something like "Aren't you already dating someone?" And she won't be able to deny it, because that would mean denying her true love, and then the whole house of cards will come toppling down! Yep, that takes care of that!
You know, since they can't afford to have any dating scandals. It's not like he's trying to nip this for any other reason. He's just looking out for his unit. And for Jun-kun, honestly, who might not be able to handle that girl. She definitely seemed like the sly type, that's for sure.]
Nope, must not have seen those. That was just that thing that popped up where people were getting fake-married, right? I'm not sure what the obsession is with fake weddings. I know for sure that I wouldn't want slot machines at *my* wedding. But if that's how it happened, I suppose it's just a relief you weren't made to wear a wedding dress. Now *that* would've been something!
Careful about calling girls weird, Jun-kun. *That* could be considered bullying!
[He teases, thankfully unaware about the underwear swap. If he knew about that, he might say that handing a girl used men's underwear to wear (especially when you sweat as much as Jun!!) goes far beyond "bullying" and treads into the territory of a "war crime."
But, you know, speaking of "bullying"...
He does feel a little twinge when Jun says "I feel bad". And then another one when Jun adds that he also feels "kinda stupid." Which is ridiculous, of course. Hiyori hasn't done anything wrong. He's no bully! And honestly, Jun probably should feel stupid about stripping down in a bathroom stall with some girl just because she asked. A little more awareness can't be a bad thing. It'd take someone utterly clueless to think that's a good idea.
... or someone so caught up in getting attention from a girl that he got completely carried away. That's also a possibility. But Hiyori doesn't really like that thought, so on with the bud-nipping.]
How could you have known if she didn't say anything? I'm not sure why she told me and not you, but perhaps she was simply too caught-up in that clothes-swapping business to mention it. Or caught up in your muscles. One of the two.
But in any case, you couldn't have known, so if any well-built muscle men starts chasing you around the resort and shouting "Hands off my woman! 😡👿😤" or some such, I'll be sure to vouch for you!
[Sorry, Monika-chan. Though actually, he's not sorry, because he hasn't lied at all here; this is all information she willingly shared with him. You can't brag about your true love one minute and try to feel up his partner in a bathroom stall the next! That's an "either/or" sort of thing! You can't have both, you have to choose between the two! But since Monika-chan can't seem to make a choice, the noble-born Hiyori Tomoe will simply choose for her. That's how things work around here.]
Well, perhaps Rinne-senpai would, but I can't see him settling down anytime soon. I haven't spent much time in the casino since I don't care for gambling, but I guess we ought to investigate the area more thoroughly at some point.
And aren't those dresses with the big frilly skirts hard to walk around in, too? How many layers were there? I'm just so curious to know what you looked like! You might not agree, but I'm sure you were utterly adorable 😊
[He teases, thankfully unaware about the underwear swap. If he knew about that, he might say that handing a girl used men's underwear to wear (especially when you sweat as much as Jun!!) goes far beyond "bullying" and treads into the territory of a "war crime."
But, you know, speaking of "bullying"...
He does feel a little twinge when Jun says "I feel bad". And then another one when Jun adds that he also feels "kinda stupid." Which is ridiculous, of course. Hiyori hasn't done anything wrong. He's no bully! And honestly, Jun probably should feel stupid about stripping down in a bathroom stall with some girl just because she asked. A little more awareness can't be a bad thing. It'd take someone utterly clueless to think that's a good idea.
... or someone so caught up in getting attention from a girl that he got completely carried away. That's also a possibility. But Hiyori doesn't really like that thought, so on with the bud-nipping.]
How could you have known if she didn't say anything? I'm not sure why she told me and not you, but perhaps she was simply too caught-up in that clothes-swapping business to mention it. Or caught up in your muscles. One of the two.
But in any case, you couldn't have known, so if any well-built muscle men starts chasing you around the resort and shouting "Hands off my woman! 😡👿😤" or some such, I'll be sure to vouch for you!
[Sorry, Monika-chan. Though actually, he's not sorry, because he hasn't lied at all here; this is all information she willingly shared with him. You can't brag about your true love one minute and try to feel up his partner in a bathroom stall the next! That's an "either/or" sort of thing! You can't have both, you have to choose between the two! But since Monika-chan can't seem to make a choice, the noble-born Hiyori Tomoe will simply choose for her. That's how things work around here.]
Well, perhaps Rinne-senpai would, but I can't see him settling down anytime soon. I haven't spent much time in the casino since I don't care for gambling, but I guess we ought to investigate the area more thoroughly at some point.
And aren't those dresses with the big frilly skirts hard to walk around in, too? How many layers were there? I'm just so curious to know what you looked like! You might not agree, but I'm sure you were utterly adorable 😊
I know, I know! I was just teasing you a bit, that's all!
[Jun isn't a bully. He's a good boy. Almost too good, really. Fortunately, that means it should be super easy to dissuade him from doing anything with this Monika girl! Now that he knows she's taken, he'll probably avoid h—
Wait. What's that? He's going to go see her again to "clarify things"? That's not what Hiyori intended! But he doesn't know that's what Jun's planning, so it goes uncommented on. And well, it's not like he can prevent them from running into each other. All he can do is set things up so that the whole house of cards comes crashing down the next time she does try to make a move. That's what happens when a house is built on lies!]
Well, like I said, I have no clue what they look like. She just kept referring to them as "my lover" and "the love of my life" and other mushy things, so it could be a woman for all I know. But she seems to like muscle, so it seems as good a guess as any!
[As a certain other idol put it (or will eventually put it during a future event), he's "totally cool with this sort of thing." Male lover, female lover, whatever people have is fine with him! Just so long as they don't jump his partner in a bathroom stall, it's all good! ... Though, he is neglecting to mention that she also referred to her partner by another mysterious name. She called them "The Player!" But that doesn't give him a clue as to their gender, or whether or not they have muscles.]
No, there's nothing I'm expecting to find in particular. I'm sure if there was something like an exit there, Rinne-senpai would've found it already. But it doesn't hurt to look, I suppose. If there's one thing I've learned from detective shows, it's that you never know where you might find clues.
And some of those dresses have petticoats, which create multiple layers. I've never worn one myself, though, but I'm sure I could pull it off. We could even match! Though that might be pushing the "Eve" theme a bit too far for some fans. But if it was just a one-time thing and we returned to our regular style afterwards, hopefully everyone could enjoy it 😊
[Jun isn't a bully. He's a good boy. Almost too good, really. Fortunately, that means it should be super easy to dissuade him from doing anything with this Monika girl! Now that he knows she's taken, he'll probably avoid h—
Wait. What's that? He's going to go see her again to "clarify things"? That's not what Hiyori intended! But he doesn't know that's what Jun's planning, so it goes uncommented on. And well, it's not like he can prevent them from running into each other. All he can do is set things up so that the whole house of cards comes crashing down the next time she does try to make a move. That's what happens when a house is built on lies!]
Well, like I said, I have no clue what they look like. She just kept referring to them as "my lover" and "the love of my life" and other mushy things, so it could be a woman for all I know. But she seems to like muscle, so it seems as good a guess as any!
[As a certain other idol put it (or will eventually put it during a future event), he's "totally cool with this sort of thing." Male lover, female lover, whatever people have is fine with him! Just so long as they don't jump his partner in a bathroom stall, it's all good! ... Though, he is neglecting to mention that she also referred to her partner by another mysterious name. She called them "The Player!" But that doesn't give him a clue as to their gender, or whether or not they have muscles.]
No, there's nothing I'm expecting to find in particular. I'm sure if there was something like an exit there, Rinne-senpai would've found it already. But it doesn't hurt to look, I suppose. If there's one thing I've learned from detective shows, it's that you never know where you might find clues.
And some of those dresses have petticoats, which create multiple layers. I've never worn one myself, though, but I'm sure I could pull it off. We could even match! Though that might be pushing the "Eve" theme a bit too far for some fans. But if it was just a one-time thing and we returned to our regular style afterwards, hopefully everyone could enjoy it 😊
[Male or female, do people who meet over the Internet and bond over video games tend to have any muscle? Aren't they more likely to be soft-bellied shut-ins? Though, then again, Jun-kun likes games, and he has plenty of muscle. That's something he and that girl have in common, then: their love of games. ... Which is another great reason not to mention that whole part of the story! He just won't tell Jun about the video game slash Internet dating thing! There's no need! It's much easier to return to the time-honored tradition of dunking on Rinne-senpai.]
True, he might get lost if he gets too drunk! Honestly, though, if any casino is easy to get lost in, it'd be that one. It looks like it goes on for several floors. But we'll cover more ground with two people than one, at least.
Sure, why not! Though we could try on clothes here, too. Hopefully our captors are too busy gathering worse blackmail to pay attention to who's trying on what clothes, so fans shouldn't end up seeing it. And if we tried them on at home, I guess they'd only see if a fan or a reporter happened to snap a photo? We could always take pictures and post them ourselves, of course, though we'd need CosPro's permission first. I'm sure something like that would generate an astonishing number of Likes 😊
Though our fans' wants are somewhat complicated, I think. Some of them see us as princes, or sort of like ideal boyfriends, so we don't want to lean *too* heavily on feminine charm. But to others, Eve's softness and sweetness is what they like most about us. And seeing someone you admire try on a new look is always exciting, so I want to think they'd like it! Our fans ought to appreciate how cute we are. They can be counted on to appreciate all sides of us, rather: our cool side, our cute side, our handsome side, all of it.
True, he might get lost if he gets too drunk! Honestly, though, if any casino is easy to get lost in, it'd be that one. It looks like it goes on for several floors. But we'll cover more ground with two people than one, at least.
Sure, why not! Though we could try on clothes here, too. Hopefully our captors are too busy gathering worse blackmail to pay attention to who's trying on what clothes, so fans shouldn't end up seeing it. And if we tried them on at home, I guess they'd only see if a fan or a reporter happened to snap a photo? We could always take pictures and post them ourselves, of course, though we'd need CosPro's permission first. I'm sure something like that would generate an astonishing number of Likes 😊
Though our fans' wants are somewhat complicated, I think. Some of them see us as princes, or sort of like ideal boyfriends, so we don't want to lean *too* heavily on feminine charm. But to others, Eve's softness and sweetness is what they like most about us. And seeing someone you admire try on a new look is always exciting, so I want to think they'd like it! Our fans ought to appreciate how cute we are. They can be counted on to appreciate all sides of us, rather: our cool side, our cute side, our handsome side, all of it.
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